My name is Anal Crash!!! I am the best at everything!!! I am a pony from Equestria!!! I am gay!!! I love to run!!! I love to play sports cause I always win!!! I love to also play video games!!! That's me aren't I awesome!!!
Hey my pony bitches!!! how you be? Well I don't really care... My name is Anal Crash and I came on this planet to be the best!!! Now I don't care if you love me or hate me... Because I bet you just want a piece of my shaft!!! Now bow down and listen!!! I am gonna be the best in the whole world!!! I will tell bit about myself... I am the best at everything if you think you can beat me try to!!! because you will end up in a ditch... I am gay I love the shaft!!! I love to play video games... I love to party and get drunk!!! I also love to mass murder!!! I am a very rude satanist that you most likely love me and fall in love with me... I love hit